This one was really hard to write. You may be surprised to hear this after reading it. Kevin invented the brilliant concept of misfortune cookies, but for a good week, he and I toiled over what this cookie should say and what the outcome should be. In the end the only thing that made us laugh out loud was toilet humor. Enjoy.
A Dysentery joke not involving Oregon Trail? That's some sort of weird abomination, isn't it? Thank you Damien for returning us to familiar territory ;D
...and waiter.