Our prices are so low you'll come back even though it's like wandering through the seven layers of Hell!

I wouldn't go anywhere near a Walmart on Black Friday if I was from the US :)

Oh my god! You had me sold on this comic right from the simlie face on the first panel. xD

Though the last line of use your rage as insipiration for a webcomic on how much you hate Walmart was a great touch. :D

This was written on the drive back to work following a lunch break visit to Walmart. I set about harvesting my ire immediately.

If your walmart greeters look anything like our walmart greeters, I don't think a judge in the land would believe a sexual harrassment charge.

Your lawyer could argue that you thought they were being assaulted by some hideous beast, and you were just trying to save them.

It'd be the more believable scenario.

That is true, but they're still some of the more attractive Walmart employees at my store, even if they are geriatric.

I like Walmart, haha. Am I losing points with my boo here? =P

I just love the "Female Body Inspector" t-shirt