You didn’t really think we were above this, did you? There’s no sense in acting dainty and offended. Newsflash: we all know that you poop too, and it doesn’t smell like roses. In fact, there’s a pretty good chance that many of you have already taken a Sunday Smash today, if you know what I mean.
Lately, whether or not I have a good day hinges greatly upon how many play coins I have on my Nintendo 3DS that I can exchange for heroes to play Find Mii. In order to get these play coins, however, I must engage in an activity I utterly despise: exercise. The pedometer in the 3DS converts steps into play coins which are required to play the game. Imagine my joy when I discovered it is possible to trick the pedometer by gently tapping the 3DS against my hand while I am actually lying on my back on the couch in ultimate comfort watching Doctor Who. In fact, I did this roughly 1,000 times this afternoon.
I saw what you did there, Nintendo. Nice try.